Good to be home, I’m Jay Leno, your host… at least for a while.
I’m a little bit nervous, not because it’s my first day back, but because Dave and Oprah are watching…
We’ve been off for the last few weeks, bit like the Russians at the (Winter) Olympics…
We’ve got Lindsay Vonn on the show tonight, when it comes to going downhill no-one is faster… Except NBC
President Bush said today that he often turned to prayer during his presidency. Hey, I think we all turned to prayer during his presidency.
Keanu Reeves will star in “Speed 3.” The first “Speed” was about a runaway bus, the second was about a boat, and the third one is going to be about a Toyota.
Gatorade has officially ended their relationship with Tiger Woods. He was seeing at least five other sports drinks.
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